Spoiler Alert!

1) "Rosebud" is the name of Charles Foster Kane's sled. It symbolizes his lost innocence, before money had corrupted him.
2) Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.
3) Laura Palmer was killed by a spirit called, 'Bob',who inhabited her father, Leyland Palmer.
4) J.R. was shot by Sue Ellen's sister, Kirstin.
5) Verbal Klimt was, in fact, Keyser Sose.
6) The little boy who sees dead people is actually helping the psychiatrist realize that he, himself is dead.
7) It was Maggie that shot Mr. Burns.
8) Harry Lime was not dead, and in fact, was running a smuggling outfit in post-war Vienna.
9) Sophie Neveu was the direct descendant of Jesus all along...
10) Bruce Wayne is Batman.
11) Mi-do is not just Dae-Su Oh's lover, she's his daughter! (ew...)
12) Clark Kent is Superman.
13) The wife did it.
14) The butler did it.
15) In the 'Director's cut', it turns out that Deckard himself is a replicant.
16) The wife's butler did it.
17) Bruce Banner is the Hulk.
18) Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone in killing J.F.K. No Cubans, no Mafia, no A.F.L.-C.I.O. No grassy knoll, either.
19) The doctor is actually the evil computer Shodan
20) Marliyn Monroe died of an overdose of sleeping pills. Robert Kennedy did not, point of fact, have her killed.
21) There was no 'Zodiac Killer'. Robert Greysmith's been following a shadow.
22) There is no 'Sanctuary'.
23) There's no Santa Claus.
24) Nope, no Tooth Fairy, either.
25) Yes, there is an Easter Bunny, though. Ha, ha, just joking. He's made up, too.
26) You can't get there from here.
27) That's not an exit.
28) Jesus probably did exist, though he looked more like Samuel Jackson than Jim Caviezel.
29) There's no God. Sorry.
30) It's in the last place you looked. It's always in the last place you looked.
31) Adso, the young monk, never did find out that girl's name.
32) It was Sir William Gull who was killing the prostitutes.
33) The maid did it.
34) Lil' Ze killed Rocket's brother.
35) While Jesus could walk on water and feed the multitudes, he could not, in fact, leap tall buildings at a single bound. That's Superman you're thinking of.
36) If it's brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow.
37) The survivors on Lost are probably all dead from the plane crash.
38) That new Michael Bay movie is going to suck.
39) So's that Uwe Boll one.
40) Don't pick at it, otherwise it won't heal.
41) To be fruitful and multiply. That's why we're here.
42) Forty-two.
43) A shrubbery.
44) Linguini's secret is revealed. However, Remy becomes a chef after all.
45) The forest god dies. Ashitaka goes to live with the people of Iron town.
46) The people in the refinery filled the tanker not with gas, but with sand. They took the gas with them when they went in the other direction.
47) Yes, Buddha did exist. No, he didn't look like Sammo Hung.
48) The pretty one wins 'American Idol'. It's always the pretty one.
49) The legs on that side of the box are fake. The magician's assistant is curled up on the other end while he's sawing through the box.
50) Alfred Borden had a twin. Meanwhile, Robert Angier used Tesla's science to duplicate himself, with fatal results.
51) It's all in Patrick Bateman's head.
52) It's all in Jacob Singer's head, too.
53) Yep, it's all in Cesare's head, also.
54) No Great Pumpkin, either.
55) I couldn't tell you what the fuck is going on in 'Lost Highway'.
56) "Mulholland Drive", either.
57) Dave Bowman becomes the Starchild. It makes sense if you read Arthur C. Clarke's book, after.
58) The Overlook possesses Jack.
59) Balian saves Jerusalem by surrendering it to the Muslims.
60) It's infected. Go to the Emergency Room.
61) Dr. Strangelove can walk, after all.
62) Ilsa gets on the plane with Laslow. Rick and Louis Renault stay behind in Casablanca.
63) No, Jesus didn't have a supercomputer in his cave. Again, that's Batman you're thinking of.
64) We won't know what Dr. Girlfriend told the Monarch until May, when season 3 starts up.
65) Yeah, there's gonna be a 'Rush Hour 4'. Yes, it will suck.
66) The Samurai defeat the bandits with the help of the townspeople. In the end, it's the villagers who 'win'.
67) Lilian Gish shoots Robert Mitchum in the caboose, and scares him off for good.
68) Pinocchio becomes a real boy.
69) Your cat got run over by a car. She didn't run away.
70) Your dog got gassed. Mom and dad didn't 'give him to a family in the country'.
71) Your pet hamster isn't 'sleeping'.
72) The One Ring gets tossed down Mount Doom. With Gollum and Frodo's finger around it.
73) The cheat code is, "Up, Down, Left, Left, Down. Then you press the green 'A' button three times." That gets you into the wizard's castle. No, there's no 'nude' cheat.
74) Reinstall it.
75) Buy low, Sell high.
76) After Intertech burns down, Peter gets a job in construction. It was Milton that burnt it down, and snuck off to Mexico with the money.
77) Tony leaves Brooklyn.
78) Colonel Mustard in the Pantry with a Candlestick.
79) Hitler dies at the end of World War 2. Stalin stays on a little longer. Truman replaces Roosevelt.
80) Marty returns to an alternate 1985, where his parents are happier, his siblings are more successful, and Biff is just a car detailer. Oh, and that truck he wanted is his.
81) Nope, no 'Jesus Belt' anywhere in the New Testament. That's 'Batman' you're thinking of. He had the belt. And the servant named 'Alfred'.
82) The lovable outcasts beat the jocks and preps at their own game, and the beach resort/ski lodge/bordello/slaughterhouse is saved.
83) The ditsy cheerleader who takes her top off halfway through the movie realizes that her faithful nerd friend was her true love all along.
84) The orphan is reunited with his/her feckless parent.
85) Yep, that's "Everybody wants to rule the world.", by Tears for Fears playing over the end credits. It was an '80's movie, after all.
86) She's a he, man.
87) Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
88) Buttercup and Wesley get married in the end, and Inigo Montoya avenges his father.
89) While Tom Cruise wants the truth, Jack Nicholson doesn't think he can handle the truth.
90) The Death star explodes again, and the Ewoks celebrate. In the director's cut, we get to see celebrations all across the Empire.
91) The U.S. government seals up the Ark of the Covenant in a warehouse for all time.
92) Jesus didn't have 'webbing' shooting from his wrists to subdue the Roman soldiers! That's Spiderman! Who is Peter Parker, by the way.
93) Jackie Draper stopped believing in Puff, so Puff went away.
94) Once you get a million points in Pac Man, for the Atari 2600, the game resets itself.
95) Grenadine, a jigger of white rum, and grape juice. For a 'Virgin' variant, substitute the rum with club soda.
96) Put your weight on it.
97) Madonna dates the beardy guy cuz he pulls up in a truck and brings her daisies that he pulled from the yard.
98) No, no, no. Jesus does not turn green and huge on the cross and comes down to beat up on the soldiers. That's the Hulk. (see entry #17)
99) Are you sure you didn't leave them on the counter?
100) Plenty of exercise, a balanced diet, support from your friends and family, and attainable goals.
101) You're welcome.