Monday, May 30, 2011

NOT Wallet-Friendly

So Nashville is soon getting two of my favorite stores ever.  And I'm stoked about it. 

First up, in August, is Paper Source!

dallas

It's going in the Hill Center, where it will live in excellent company--with West Elm, Whole Foods, Anthropologie, California Pizza Kitchen, and several other cool spots.  If you're not familiar with Paper Source, I have to ask what the holdup is.  They have some great gift ideas, along with cool papers and basic stationery goodness.  (This is a picture of the Atlanta store.)

Then, in November, The Container Store is opening!


It will be at The Mall at Green Hills, presumably taking over the space left vacant by the Davis Kidd bookstore.  I won't be buying so much here, but it will be a great place to browse and get ideas.  Again, nifty gifts can be found here.  Thanks for the head's up, Missy! 

Now...if only we could get an IKEA.  I think that would make my retail life complete.  I'll definitely take what I can get, though!  Who's up for Christmas shopping this year?!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

States Appeal

A while back I posted about where it makes sense to rent vs. buy.  Now I bring you this:


also from LearnVest

Isn't it great?!  Again, we have something that's graphically appealing.  That guitar represents me and several of my friends/readers.  I love the idea of living simple

Where do you fall?  (Sorry, international readers.  This one's got the home court advantage.)

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Unbearable Lightness

Confession:  I read the following book expressly because of Oprah.  She had Portia de Rossi on her show a few weeks ago, and I couldn't wait to get my hands on it.

This is a memoir that centers around Portia's struggles with eating disorders and body image issues.  And it was fascinating.  Even though I pretty much knew the ending (she is married to Ellen, for those who may not be aware), it was still a page turner. 

I remember Portia from her breakout role on Ally McBeal, which I loved in high school.  She played the ice queen so well.  And then she turned around and did Arrested Development.  Genius.  It showed a totally different side of her and her acting abilities--one that is whip-smart but vulnerable at times.  

Early on in her career, she had lingering insecurity from her teenage years spent as an emotionally needy model.  This book tells the story of her rise to fame while her personal life (and health) spiraled out of control.  All I can say is that she does a great job of taking the reader right to the dark places in her mind at the time.  It's definitely worth the read.  My quote from page 230:

"Not just anyone could have anorexia.  It was a disorder of the highly accomplished, cultured, beautiful.  It belonged to models, singers, and Princess Diana."

John's DVD Pick of the week (May 24h 2011)

It's Tuesday therefore it's my column on this week's dvds. This week my pick is...

Gnomeo And Juliet.
That's right the animated take on this film is my pick for the week. The only other big release out is the awful alien flick I Am Number Four.

My vintage pick is in honor of this weeks release of The Tree Of Life I am recommending a previous Terrance Malick film, it's the esambled war flick The Thin Red Line.

Good Grief, Chester Brown


Paying For It - Chester Brown (B)

(To a long-time alt/indy comic fan like myself, this is catnip to a Siamese. To a layman who may have possibly heard of Brown through 'Louis Riel', however, this could be like dog shit to a socialite. Though you can't go wrong writing about whore-mongering, in terms of salacious subject matter. As an example of Brown's unique narrative skills in the comic book terrain, it's beyond reproach. He's developed a deliberately dispassionate style of writing for comics which suits a subject like this perfectly. His style even allows for some humour, in the way his friends Joe Matt and Seth react to his turn to compensated 'dating.

Brown the polemicist, on the other hand, has some issues...

I'm reminded of the Aesop fable of the Fox Who Got His Tail Chopped Off. It happened that a Fox caught its tail in a trap, and in struggling to release himself lost all of it but the stump. At first he was ashamed to show himself among his fellow foxes. But at last he determined to put a bolder face upon his misfortune, and summoned all the foxes to a general meeting to consider a proposal which he had to place before them. When they had assembled together the Fox proposed that they should all do away with their tails. He pointed out how inconvenient a tail was when they were pursued by their enemies, the dogs; how much it was in the way when they desired to sit down and hold a friendly conversation with one another. He failed to see any advantage in carrying about such a useless encumbrance. "That is all very well," said one of the older foxes; "but I do not think you would have recommended us to dispense with our chief ornament if you had not happened to lose it yourself."

The moral here being: Distrust interested advice.

The interested advice in this case, it seems to me, is that since Brown has found a measure of quantifiable equilibrium vis-a-vis his interactions with women, the logical conclusion that he's come to is that all intimate relations by everyone should be conducted in such a straight-forward manner. The problem is that not all women, and certainly not all men feel comfortable with such an arrangement, obviously. Another problem is that Brown makes the assumption that everyone in the sex industry had a variety of employment options open to them, and chose that particular line of work to earn their daily crust. Try explaining Brown's point of view to someone in Eastern Europe, or Thailand, or your basic streetwalker here in North America, and they'll look at you like you just grew a second head. Yeah, there's sex-positive workers like Tracy Quan here in the First world, but I can't help thinking that people like her are way more the exception than the rule.

Which brings me to my next point, Brown's curious objection to legalization. He's using the single example of Nevada's regulations regarding the sex industry to argue against it. It's a poor example, and really, bringing up a single example to refute a point of principle is bad rhetoric. At the very least, if prostitution were to be regulated, you'd at least want the staff to undergo regular health checks, wouldn't you? I certainly wouldn't want a short-order cook with hep C bleeding into my curry fries, so it just stands to reason that I (hypothetically) wouldn't want a sex worker that I hire to give me a raging case of crotch crickets... Secondly, the advantages of regulating it would go a long way to keeping the number of people being exploited way down, and taxing the service would pay for the above mentioned health care and other benefits like con selling and the like.(It's like rationalizing smoking.)

All discussions about regulating prostitution in Canada are academic, of course. Firstly, with the rise of Harper's majority Conservative government, it's highly unlikely that regulating sex work here will ever come up under serious discussion. (An amusing side note: before the election, NDP lead Jack Layton was revealed to have visited a 'common bawdy house' for the intent of getting a 'massage'. The end result of this last-minute revelation was that the NDP is now the official opposition. The moral of this seems to be, if you want to visit whorehouses and you're a public figure, and you get busted, being a left-leaning political candidate is probably the best position to be in. I'm being facetious, of course.) Secondly, we've already got a sort-of solution to the issue, and you'll find it under 'E for Escort agency' in your local phone book. (or on the internet, more likely.) It seems to me that escort agencies, at least here in Calgary, tend to fly under legal scrutiny for the most part. I suspect it's more of an 'out of sight, out of mind' thing than a practical solution. Unless rival agencies rat each other out to the cops, that is. Anyways, the vice squad here, as I suspect in most cities, tends to concentrate on the streetwalkers, since they're the ones at the most risk for abuse.

I guess at this point I should point out that my interest in all this is in the abstract as well. I can't ever see myself 'paying for it', mainly because I couldn't be sure I wasn't contributing to exploiting someone else's misery by supporting their possible bad career choice, (my halo's in the mail.) and secondly- let's be honest here, any escort I hired would see me less as a client and more as a mark. ("Ee-yeah. I'm gonna hafta ask for the cash upfront. See, I gotta take it to my driver downstairs. I'll be right back! See ya!")

At the end of the day, the comic in itself is certainly worth a look. Hats off to Chester Brown for having the guts to discuss such a button-pushing issue, and to put such a personal take on it. I suspect one of the side effects of this might be adding to the stereotype of professional cartoonists being creepy, asocial nerds but them's the breaks, I guess.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Review: Bridesmaids (***1/2)

Bridesmaids is the new movie from Producer Judd Apatow. It's about Annie (Kristin Wiig) who after her bakery fails is now living with her siblings. But then her best friend since childhood Lillian (Maya Rudolph) gets engaged she asks her to be her maid of honor. At her engagement party we meet the rest of her bridal party. Helen (Rose Byrne) is married to Lillian's fiance's boss. Megan (Melissa McCarthy) Dougie's sister, Becca (Ellie Kemper) Lillian's co worker, and Rita (Wendi McLendon-Covey) Lillian's cousin. After that the shenanigans begin.

My say is Bridesmaids is one of the funniest movies of the year. I may not even see another one this year because I was dying from laughter.

List of 2011 Cannes winners

Palme d’Or: The Tree of Life
Grand Prix (tie): Le Gaumin au Velo and Once Upon a Time in Anataolia
Honorable Mention: Polisse
Best Actor: Jean Dujardin (The Artist)
Best Actress: Kirsten Dunst (Melancholia)
Best Director: Nicholas Winding Refn (Drive)
Best Screenplay: Hearat Shulayim (Joseph Cedar)
Camera d’Or (Best First Film): Las Acacias (Pablo Giorgelli)
Best Short Film: Cross Country
Runner-up Short Film:

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Redbox Roundup

When isn't a movie weekend a smashing idea?  One of my semi-new favorite things in life is Redbox.  New releases for $1.  You can't beat it.  (Especially in a recession.  Am I right?)  Last Sunday I had a mini-marathon, as I was woefully behind on some movies I'd been jonesing to watch.

First up was Hereafter.

Did this one pass you by?  That's a shame because it's really interesting.  Matt Damon is the biggest name in the cast, but there are lots of great performances.  Plus, it has twin brothers.  And they're British.  I'm a twin, so I'm always intrigued by stories like this.  It's not a very fast-moving story, but that's ok.  Not everything has to have Furious in the title.

Then we have this one.

Oh, Natalie.  You just chewed up every piece of that scenery, didn't you?  But I liked it.  I guess it was sort of a bummer to have seen most of the pivotal clips on awards shows and whatnot, but the overall tone of the film was unlike anything I'd ever watched.  I was rooting for Nina, but I sort of knew how things would end.


I rounded out the film fest with The Social Network.  And I know some of you may disagree with me, but I could not get on board with this movie.  I think that the Oscar buzz was way overrated and not deserved.  It just seemed like a movie of the week to me, and Jesse Eisenberg seemed completely one-dimensional.  I hung on for about an hour and then had to cut and run.  At that point, I did not really care what happened.  Facebook is still around.  Fin.

If you're not familiar with Redbox, it's time to get that way.  $1/night is super cheap and legal.  You can find one here.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Review: Thor (**1/2)

Thor is the most recent Marvel superhero to get his own movie. It follows the hero (Chris Hemsworth). who after a battle in the underworld gets outlashed into the real world by his father (Anthony Hopkins). There he meets Jane (Natalie Portman), Darcy (Kat Dennings), and Erik (Stellan Skarsgard). We find out it was Jane's dream to discover something like this. But then SHIELD a private detective agency confiscates all of their stuff. Meanwhile in Thor's world his brother Loki (Tom Hiddleson) makes an attempt to kill his father making Thor return.

In the end this was Marvels weakest film however there is a scene after the credits that sets up the plot to The Avengers film out next year.

Review: Fast Five (***)

Fast Five is the latest installment in The Fast And The Furious film series. It takes place right where the last movie ended. It starts with Brian (Paul Walker) and Mia (Jordanna Brewster) attempting to save Dominic (Vin Diesel) from a prison bus. it's a success and they pack their bags and go to Rio De Janiero, Brazil. Their plan is to steal 100 million dollars from the country's biggest druglord. They go and bring back multiple characters from previous films such as Taj (Ludacris), Roman (Tyrese Gibson), and Han (Sung Kang). Meanwhile a FBI agent named Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson) and his assistant (Elsa Palsky) are on the hunt after the gang.

In conclusion this was the best in the film series. There was a scene I think can make a perfect senior prank. Plus a bonus credits scene you'll not want to miss.

John's DVD Pick of the week (May 17th 2011)

Well it's Tuesday again that means it's my dvd pick of the week this week its





The Mechanic
That's right Jason Statham's take on the 1972 Charles Bronson film is my pick.  It's not he best pick but it's better than the other two releases. The other two releases this week are the thrillers The Rite and The Roomate, I did not see either nor do I plan to see them.

My vintage pick is: In honor of this weeks release of Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, I'm recommending The original film The Curse Of The Black Pearl. It was # 8 on my best films of 2003 so check it out as well as the other two films before you check this one out.

TinTin HD Trailer


Thoughts?

Monday, May 16, 2011

Misnomer

It's funny how GQ can be so polarizing to me.  In one article, they'll gripe that $6 is too much for a lip balm, and on the next page they'll tout a $400 shirt.  That's probably more than I spend on all clothes I wear in a year--including shoes. 

Anywho, imagine my surprise when I glanced the latest cover:


Back?  Where did he go?  Since The Hangover, I'd go so far as to say that Zach G. has been damn-near ubiquitous.  Due Date.  Dinner for Schmucks.  Up in the Air.  SNL. 

Can I get an amen?

Also, mini-rant: The Hangover was a funny (definitely R-rated) movie.  Why couldn't we leave it at that?  Why did they have to do a sequel?  The obvious answer is the money.  But wasn't it somewhat refreshing to watch that comedy way back in 2009 and actually laugh? 

Of course I have not seen the sequel and can't speak to how funny it may or may not be.  But look at the movies in the last, oh, I don't know...ten years.  They're either fairly terrible remakes or comic book movies.  That's why I blog about movies such as Rabbit Hole and Away We Go and even Kramer vs. Kramer.

What are some of your favorites?

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Bill Hader to play Andy Warhol in Men In Black III

  via The Hollywood Reporter

Bill Hader will portray pop art superstar Andy Warhol in Columbia’s Men In Black 3, which is currently shooting in New York.
Will Smith and Josh Brolin lead the cast of the third installment of the sci-fi comedy being directed by Barry Sonnenfeld.
The studio isn’t revealing too many details about the film, although it is known to feature a time travel element, allowing Brolin to play a young Tommy Lee Jones and Alice Eve, a young Emma Thompson, as the MIB agents try to save the world in 1969.
Several iconic personalities from the time period are expected to be seen in the movie, paving the way for a series of cameos.
SNL star Hader, repped by UTA and Odenkirk Provissiero Entertainment, was last seen on the big-screen in Paul.

John's two cents: I think its good casting thoughts?

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Some non movie news

OAK PARK (CBS) — A west suburban boy was arrested Monday for allegedly devising and circulating a list ranking 50 female Oak Park-River Forest High School girls by their sexual characteristics and alleged sexual behaviors.
“The subject was found to be responsible for an offensive list” that was circulated at the school, Oak Park police detective Cmdr. LaDon Reynolds said. “Based on the evidence, the juvenile offender was charged with disorderly conduct and referred to (juvenile) court.”
The father of one girl targeted by the list confirmed the arrest. His wife, he told Pioneer Press, was contacted by Oak Park police Tuesday morning.
The list emerged in January and described the girls by explicit, derogatory nicknames and assessed their physical appearance, sexual desirability, sexual activity and other characteristics. It was posted on Facebook and hundreds of copies were printed and distributed at the school during lunch period, before the administration intervened.
Reynolds said police worked closely with the Cook County State’s Attorney’s office to build the case. The boy was processed and turned over to his legal guardian.
In February, the boy was expelled and sent to an Alternative High School in Chicago’s Englewood neighborhood, according to sources. The school did not immediately return a call Tuesday morning seeking comment.
Dale Jones, father of one of the girls, said while he welcomed the arrest, he was concerned that a disorderly conduct charge was not serious enough of a response for a “very serious offense that affected many people.”
Still, he said, “I’m gratified that the investigation continued, and that charges are being filed. I’m hopeful they consider additional charges as they gather more evidence.”

John's two cents: I know this kid FREE HIM this list was hilarious.

John's DVD Pick of the week (May 10th 2011)

Hey folks it's Tuesday therefore it's my time to pick my film. This week is a film that cracked my top 20 of 2010 it's


BLUE VALENTINE.
 That's right Derek Cianfrance's romantic drama about a couple who's marriage is about to fall is m y pick this week. Other films out this week are The Ashton Kutcher/Natalie Portman romantic comedy No Strings Attached, and the horrid concert flick Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (which does not come out until Friday)


My vintage pick is: In honor of this weeks release of Bridesmaids I'm recommending two wedding flicks they are My Best Friends Wedding and 27 Dresses. Both are not great flicks but are worth seeing in your spare time.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Down the Rabbit Hole


If you have not yet seen Rabbit Hole, it's time to hit up a Redbox.  It's a dollar.  And it's awesome. 

Granted, this is not the feel-good movie of the year--quite the opposite, actually.  But to say that the cast is wonderful is a major understatement.  Nicole Kidman, Aaron Eckhart, Dianne Wiest, and Sandra Oh are the central players, and they all turn in performances that are aptly described as layered and moving.


The story centers around a middle-aged married couple whose son is killed in an accident a few months before.  We get to see how they continue to grieve in their own ways, and I found that this movie put a few new ideas in my brain.  I definitely recommend giving this one a spin.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Will Smith to star in Tarintino's next?

 via comingsoon.net

Will Smith may be up for the lead in Quentin Tarintino's Django Uncharted, says a story at The Hollywood Reporter.

The script for the film was confirmed by Tarantino to have been completed last week and is said to be a spaghetti Western style story of Django, a freed American slave who teams with a German bounty hunter (a part rumored to have been written for Christoph Waltz) to save his wife from an evil plantation owner.

Smith, who hasn't appeared in a film since 2008's Seven Pounds, is currently in production on Men In Black III. Whether he makes Django Uncharted his next role remains to be seen, but regardless, the movie is expected to start production this year.

John's two cents: I'm a fan of Tarintino's I'm in thoughts

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Glee Concert film coming this summer

via: comingsoon.net

20th Century Fox announced today that Glee Live! 3D!, based on the hit TV show's concert tour, will hit theaters on August 12. Here's the full announcement:

Twentieth Century Fox Television and Twentieth Century Fox Film have partnered with GLEE creator Ryan Murphy to produce GLEE LIVE! 3D!, a film of the blockbuster “Glee Live! In Concert!” North American tour. Twentieth Century Fox will release the film – for a special limited two-week engagement -- in theaters everywhere on August 12, 2011.

GLEE LIVE! 3D! will enable fans – or, “Gleeks” -- who were unable to obtain tickets to the sold-out shows, or who live in markets not included in the tour, or who just want to see it again, to experience the concert in the immersive magic of a 3D theatrical event.

Starring 14 members of the Emmy and Golden Globe Award-winning television show’s cast and shot live during the summer concerts, the movie will capture the unique concert experience along with special moments involving the characters themselves.

“This tour was all about going out and performing for our amazing fans who have supported our show from the beginning, but due to the limited time we had to travel during our hiatus, there were only so many cities we could get to before we had to resume work on the television series,” commented Murphy. “We knew that not every fan who wanted to attend a concert would get that opportunity. Now, thanks to our friends at Twentieth Century Fox Film, we’ll be able to bring the concert experience to movie theaters across the country in full three dimensional glory. We promise every passionate ‘Gleek’ a cinematic experience that will have them singing and dancing in the aisles.”

Kevin Tancharoen (“Fame,” “Mortal Kombat: Legacy” series) will direct the film.

GLEE LIVE! 3D! will include live performances of some of the show’s most memorable musical numbers, including “I’m a Slave 4 U,” “Raise Your Glass,” “Teenage Dream,” and “Lucky,” as well as the original songs that became chart-toppers such as “Loser Like Me,” “Hell to the No!” and “Get it Right,” and of course, the show’s anthem, “Don’t Stop Believin’.” The first “Glee” concert tour in 2010 was described by the Los Angeles Times as “triumphant,” while USA Today called the concerts “equal parts musical theater, giddy pop culture phenomenon and Journey-loving rock show.”

John's two cents: I'm a fan of the show but I don't know if I'll see this. Thoughts

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

John's DVD Pick of the week (May 3rd 2011)

It's Tuesday and it's time for a dvd article and my pick this week is the first official 2011 release I saw It's...

The Green Hornet 

That's right Seth Rogen's action comedy based on the 1930's radio show is my pick. It's not the best film of the year but you should give it a rent.

Other releases this week include The negative reviewed The Dilemma, and the Mexican American romantic comedy From Prada To Nada. Also 9 of my 10 best of 2010 (127 Hours, Black Swan, Despicable Me, The Fighter, I Love You Phillip Morris, Inception, Never Let Me Go, The Social Network, and Toy Story 3. True Grit comes out next month) so check those out.

My Vintage pick is: In honor of this weeks release of Thor I am recommending The original Iron Man. It was #8 on my best films of 2008 and think you should check it out sometime before the new Avengers movie comes out next year.  




My Vintige pick is